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Finally, A Subscription Box For

Foul-Mouthed
Women!

Need a new favorite time of the month? We got you, girl. Sign up for The Bitch Box and each month (or quarter) you will get a themed box jam-packed with products designed and manufactured by us!

We are a team of 4 kick-ass women and appreciate you checking us out!

Brought to you by The Crafty Bitch Company

Designed By Us

Made By Us!

Because we design and make each product in these boxes, you won't find this shit anywhere else! Get your fun and sweary unboxing experience with our one-of-a-kind products!

How It Works

Sign Up

Once you subscribe, you will be charged for the current month's box. Then, moving forward, you will be automatically charged on the first of every month. It's all on auto-pilot so all you have to do is relax and wait! All boxes include 6-8 badass products

Designed For You

Our founder and owner, Jacqui, works her ass off to pick and design each and every product in the box. It is important to us that you get products that coordinate and are fun. Be sure to join our VIP Facebook Group for sneak peeks and fun!

Unbox That Shit!

We do everything in house with our team of kick-ass bitches so that we can personally ensure that you enjoy and look forward to your unboxing experience each month! Boxes ship by the 20th and include different products every month!

Past Boxes

We're Sorry You Missed All This Goodness :(

No Bitchin' In My Kitchen

No Bitchin' In My Kitchen

This box was packed with all the essentials you need
to make cooking a lot more fun!

Let's Do Adventurous Shit

Let's Do Adventurous Shit

Just in time for outdoor season, this box featured a
drawstring backpack, hair accessories, camping mug,
travel utensil kit and a mosquito repelling bracelet!

I Will Cut A Bitch

I Will Cut A Bitch

For Halloween, we curated the PERFECT box, This
box featured a ceramic knife, Halloween tote bag,
large and in charge magnet, bracelt, and skinny
tumbler for trick-or-treating. This was a fan-favorite!

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On Our Retail Site!

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